Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Learning To Speak Palinese




You Betcha: I dont really agree with you but things are going so good why ruin the moment.




Freedom Lovin Americans: Anybody that supports the Palin Brand and buys more than one book.




Hockeymom: Far right conservative stay home mother.




Joe 6 Pack: Unemployed conservative man.




Drill Baby Drill: Sounds good in a crowd, awsome applause line.




Lame Stream Media: To ask follow up questions, to questions ones knowledge of current affairs.




Pals Around With Terrorists: Not only is he black, hes smart. We cant beat him.




Main Street USA: It ends sentences really good, thinking is for smart people.




Death Panel: Attention grabber, 1000 new FB friends. I cant believe my followers can read.




Tea Party: Money, Suckerz, a good hustle.




Fox News: Pasty old men think im hot, short skirts and high heels.




Obama: Disease, thug, hoodlum, an angry blackman we should fear.




Chicago Style Politics: All black people look alike.




Momma Grizzly: A conservative woman dumb enuff to follow me, I quit my job to hustle them.




Ricky Hollywood: I cant believe he got my daughter pregnant, Im way hotter than her.




Not Ruling anything out: I will never run for President, besides im having a helluva ride milking teabaggerz. I never wanted the responsibility of running this country. Obama will win again because the GOP is an open wound, ill milk this cash cow atleast until 16.




Values: If it dont make dollarz it dont make cents. Ill hustle where ever the money is, im willing to pander and cater to any audience that cuts a check.




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